Male infant circumcision is a human rights abuse.
Ever since Abraham hallucinated a conversation with The Almighty, young religious types have been forced to undergo unnecessary mutilation to appease a non-existent God and the religious fanaticism of their community. What started as a desperate attempt to suck up to God (Abraham circumcised himself to prove his faith) has turned into one of the most useless, repulsive and illiberal practices the Western world continues to tolerate.
Talking about circumcision is understandably tricky: it remains an “integral” part of Judaism, some Muslim sects, and several smaller cultural communities. For Jews, this procedure is so “important” to their identity that deceased uncircumcised males will occasionally get the snip even though they’ve already passed away. A significant portion of the West (especially in the U.S.) already have had the procedure done, and the personal ramifications of being trimmed are understandably complex. Men don’t want to think of their manhood as damaged, changed, or scarred, and few are cognizant of the ethical challenges that inherently arise when we allow adults to treat their children as mere property.
While parents have a vested interest in raising their children as they see fit, the state bears a responsibility in insuring that a child’s rights and autonomy are protected. Our society has falsely raised ethno-cultural and religious concerns above the rights of the individual child - this is a shame. As a devout atheist and libertarian, the idea of an 8-day old having healthy genital tissue removed so that Odin or Krishna loves them more is laughable… even if the procedure is purely secular/cultural, there is no evidence that the child will wish to remain within the identified group when they have the capacity to make their own decisions - irreversible damage to persons that lack the ability to protect their own rights is a tragedy, no different than sterilizing the disabled for our convenience, or tearing the clit off our sisters and daughters.
On the subject of women, I’ve recently tried to avoid making sweeping statements along gender lines when assigning blame - in this case, I will make an exception. Women deserve a significant amount of the hate when it comes to keeping this ritual around, and they need to start taking a more active role in seeing its inevitable eradication. Ask any woman about their thoughts on female genital mutilation and you will get a very cliched and automatic cry of sympathy - ask them about circumcision and you’ll get blank stares and medical misinformation. While next to nobody knows the intimate details of either procedure, they automatically assume that one is “bad” and the other is “fine” because of the current public awareness against the former. How many of you have actually seen a male circumcision? Do you have any idea how much flesh is removed?
Male sexuality is in a tricky place these days… while we have the social power to express our sexuality and desires publicly, we continue to be looked down upon for it. Sure, we can get away with a fart or pussy joke, but male sexuality is brushed aside as being in some ways immature or simplistic. Women assume guys are just looking for a warm, wet spot for their dangly thing, and that after a few mechanical thrusts we’ll be sexually satisfied - our orgasms are seen as easy to attain, our sexual advances desperate, and our willingness to fuck anything that breathes has provided sitcom fodder for years. While women sympathetically cringe at the idea of a clit being mangled beyond recognition, the condescending snicker they give at the idea of a man being sexually violated, hindered, or scarred in some way is offensive. Despite the best efforts of every frat boy ever born, male sexuality is not binary… believe it or not we actually enjoy the sex itself, not just the plateau. People that are circumcised are physically incapable of having certain sexual acts done to them (good ones, trust me), have reduced sensitivity, and lack a natural lube. Masturbation is also infinitely easier, and even just having the foreskin pulled back by your partner feels freaking sweet. These are not unimportant, no matter what some dumb bitch tries to tell you. Almost every male that has been forced to get their wang chopped due to medical issues says that sex is significantly worse after getting cut. Almost every male that has their foreskin “regrown” (a painful, invasive and tiresome procedure) sees a marked improvement in their sexual satisfaction.
Men must stop letting the condescending and ignorant eye rolls of our female counterparts keep our sons and brothers from experiencing their full sexuality. The Christian church encouraged circumcision in the West for the very reason of limiting our sexual desires, to treat us as consummating inseminaters rather than happy and healthy autonomous adults. Just like illiberal societies cutting away at women’s clits in an effort to control their sexuality, we too continue to hack away at our sons (without anesthetic, usually) in an effort to disassociate pleasure from function. Maybe some of us don’t want to.
As for the supposed benefits of circumcision, they’re almost entirely overblown, and more commonly based in guesswork than science. There is some very recent evidence that attests to the fact that the rate of HIV transmission may be lower for circumcised hetero-relations. Still, most of this seems to be culturally based - a religious practitioner generally has a lower-risk lifestyle than their heathen counterparts… less partners, hard drug use, buttsex, etc. While there may be marginal improvements in the actual empirical data, we’re literally talking about thousandths of percentage points. The odds of a Western heterosexual male catching HIV through vaginal sex is next to nil, and the rate of transmission even with HIV-positive coochies is tiny… getting “cut” may reduce this tiny number an infinitesimal amount, but nowhere to the point where it would require a nearly systemic mutilation of all males. Unfortunately, many women now have the idea that an uncut male is in some way “dirty”.. as if we’re unable to keep those areas clean and that’s why doctors have “decided” to cut those bits away… this is plain ignorance. While some parents may get their kid cut so that “more women will like them”, one has to wonder whether the child would make a similar choice if given the opportunity. Any slut dumb enough to comment unilaterally about the relative ease with which uncircumcised males remain hygienic proves their own ignorance and stupidity, and I wonder whether you’d want someone like that bangin’ your son, anyways. This isn’t the desert.
Considering how easy it is to keep a wang clean, the relative ease of STI testing, and the liberal access to good latex, even high-risk lifestyles can lead responsible and fulfilling sex lives without this paternalistic crap. If you’re going to permanently mutilate your child, admit it is because of your own religious fanaticism or desperation for community acceptance; Don’t pretend you care about your baby’s wellbeing. You don’t.