Dear Retards,

I know each and every one of you thinks you’re supremely logical and full of common sense (even though you’re not), and I’ll try to lay off when the consequences are minor, but when the average schmuck drives around loaded down trucks the very worst of driving behaviours tend to be exhibited. Hello retards, drivers of rigs, dumptrucks, and even pickups hauling trailers of rocks (my own situation) leave big gaps in front of them because they need this space to slow down and stop. When you fucking idiots decide to cut in front of heavy trucks at red lights, you’re pretty much begging to be plowed. So please, retards, put aside some of your stupidity when you’re on the road, and make life a bit easier for everyone. You may however, continue your other moronic traditions. Just don’t push your damn god on me. Retards.

Sincerely,

Andy

Not really, but I’m all for long weekends. Just got back from glorious Sprucedale, and I just want to wish everyone the best of luck getting back to the daily grind tomorrow. In the meantime, check out this rather lopsided duel between a spider and a damselfly.