From thestar.com

“Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.  Police in Newark say when they responded to a report of a crash on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a lawn mower.  Kile Wygle, 28, was taken to hospital and treated for minor injuries.  Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer that he had consumed at least 15 beers.  Wygle, who was travelling at about 30 km/h when he crashed, told police his motorized bar stool has a top speed of about 60 km/h.  Wygle was also charged with driving on a suspended licence. He has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.”

Come on jury trial!  I’ll bet 100 bucks this guy will get off… there’s no way I’d convict him anyway.