Those damn hippies

April 20th, 2008 by Andy

Every year “4-20″ gets all of Guelph’s pot smoking community out to the university campus, where for some reason everyone cheers when 4:20 pm comes and goes. The vast majority of this crowd is made up of the usual hippie/activist types - the environmentalists, communists, and idealists who think they despise everything our society stands for. The hypocrites who think helping the earth is all about being lazy and smoking weed (we’re enjoying the outdoors, man), only to leave a fucking mound of trash when they’re done having their fun. The field where these guys gathered was covered in water and beer bottles, chip bags, and all the other prepackaged shit stoners love so much.

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Come on guys. Get over yourselves and pay attention to what you’re doing. I don’t care if you’re eating organic chips - you’re still buying a plastic bag and dumping it in a field. This is the same garbage as that Earth Hour nonsense - a bunch of people who trick themselves into thinking that they’re “impacting positive change” while they have their bonfires and make their garbage. Stop fucking claiming you hate “capitalist society” when you clearly love it just so long as its branded properly. Maybe that’s too much to ask - it kinda would destroy your sense of worth. At least, then, please stop being such lazy burnouts for the 10 seconds it would take to pick up your shit.

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3 Responses to “Those damn hippies”

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  2. Andrew Says:

    Wow, that is brutal. Humber’s not as big a school, and I don’t think as many people embrace the stoner culture, but from what I saw it wasn’t nearly that bad.

    That’s pretty painfully ironic.

  3. pav Says:

    420 does not equal environmental.

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